Well if we are having a "do" I think it's only right that you all have a hair cut I'll pop along with me scissors Anyone up for a dye job? Need to get some practise in before the jubilee.

Im gonna whizz that Olympic torch 518ft up the tower ... just as soon as I get my knees going

AH LYNN A HAIR TINT mines a red, white and blue when your set up,i'll do an east point at lowestoft beach run with torch,then if i fall in a lifeguard can rescue me, sheila can revive me with a brandy( thimble for me)catch the trolly have cake just to soak up the brandy of course then on to the fun,i can almost hear the band now,x dorothy

I fancy a mohican Lyn, orange on one side and green on the other. It will go with my newly painted cannon. I took it to quick fit for a spray job ( really wanted ferrari red but hey ho! ) As I am having trouble finding an outfit I like I thought you might knit one for me Julie as you are so good at it . I am going to 'bear' the torch around Preston. We have the perfect route marked out for Preston Guild which is only held every 20 years and it is this year. I think the route is about 20 miles long so I think you should all come and join me and we can have a relay and end up on a rowing boat and head for the Thames. We can use Jean's bloomers for a mast (if we start now we might make it back for June 2 ) Jenni could shimmy along the river bank lighting the way for us with her torch.
The thimbles are now lined up and ready(if you notice the bucket in the middle that's Kathleen's). Doreen, have you lost your trolley?....... I saw one exactly like it at Quickfit looking decidedly glittery and feathery. Could it be yours?

Psst ladies, ie Dorothy and Sheila, humour Lyn but you must not, repeat MUST NOT, allow her near your hair with those scissors. I was shorn by her when we were at the winter olympics last year and had to wear a red and blue tassled hat, borrowed from one of the skiers, all last summer. It has only just grown to about 2 inches all over which gets some strange looks as I am a granny to ten! So be afraid , very afraid if she comes near with her shears: they are not scissors! We did put her into rehab and attempted to wean her off cutting but it has not worked.

Lyn I trust you to cut my hair as you've never done it before - it tends to grow outwards instead of downwards, hence the nickname "mophead!"

I would like lincoln green highlights to match my snazzy halter-neck dress which looks stunning with my pink patent kitten heel shoes. I may wobble a bit on these but I'll just blame it on Sheila's generous thimbles of red wine (hic!)

Hsve you not seen the reports in all the papers this morning? Someone has felled Blackpool Tower with a chain saw - now I wonder who that could be?

Lyn??? Sane????

The two words have never before appeared in the same sentence

You must never let her creep up behind you! Blackpool is far to handy for her. The tower last week and , as Kathleen reminds us, the tower trapeze. Then there was the disappearance of the cattle from the field the afternoon before she served us beef stew in the tent at the winter olympics!!!

she gets around our lynn!!!!!!!!!! is she in a tardas or on broom stick, i will watch out on a clear night for a fly past,i will know it is lynn by the reving of her chain saw

Ellie - What you don't know won't hurt you